AUDI - Another Useless Duetche Invention

 BMW - BM trouble you

 BMW - Bucks Make’em Work

 BMW - Break My Window

 CHEVY - Can Hear Every Valve Yelling

 CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve, Rocker, Or Lifter Every Time

 FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily

 DROF (Ford spelled backwards) - Driver Returned On Foot

 FIAT - Fix It Again Tony

 FIAT - Fix It All the Time

 FIAT - Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation

 LOTUS - Lots Of Trouble Usually Serious

 MOPAR - Made of Paper And Rags

INTENDED ACCELERATION

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